Monday – “Nooooo, Jenny’s allergic to tofu!”

Tuesday – “The narrator isn’t an entity.” “But he says ‘me’…”. “That’s an omnipresent ‘me'”.

Wednesday – “Is that a sausage windsurfing?”

Thursday – “The client wants it smaller than this but not as small as the next size down”

Friday – “I had six kittens this morning. One was breach.”