Monday – “Company names should never have a comma in them. Ever. Ever.”

Tuesday – “There’s not enough gravy in modern media” 

Wednesday – “There are riots in the streets of Athens.” “Why? What’s going on?” “Probably something to do with rollneck sweaters!” “Hahahahahah.”

Thursday – “Oh my god I feel like I’m living in 2009.”

Friday – “We are really looking forward to having you in the meeting. But unfortunately we’re unable to have you in the meeting.”