Monday – “I want to be more Carlos Tevez than Dimitar Berbatov about this.”

Tuesday – “There’s too much nebulousnessness about it.”

Wednesday – “I’ve never liked salt and vinegar, and I never understood people that do.”

Thursday – “The client wants to know what time it is.”

Friday – “I want to live in a commune. In Richmond. With separate kitchens and bathrooms.”