Puddles of earth? More curious than an empty packet of crinkle cut or stray Tesco carrier bloated on sea breeze.
A trail of ericaceous led me to a boisterous four by four. Our infant tree tossed like a badger in accidental murder.
Displaced below street level, his outlook is uncertain.
Angry person, avert your gaze. You are not a postman so don’t open gates, grab plants like turkey necks and hurl them at private number plates.