I’m going to write in italics
For the rest of my life.
It helps me put my own
Slant on things.

I worried I was pretty fat,
So I curled up
Small and started a fire.
I was a little lighter.

They told me I needed
To be an advocate for turf.
I felt very forlorn.

I went to the tobacconists.
It was closed,
So no cigar.

You think I’m bad?
Well, the internet’s
Doubly selfish.
It’s all meme meme
Meme meme meme.